Assalted: when salt falls out of the cabinet, spice rack, pantry, etc. and hits you - typically right between the eyes. Often times this is preempted by someone that was in a hurry, but has come walking into the room right as the salt falls. "I was assalted when I was looking for the taco seasoning mix."
Assalt, Assalting (has no relation to insulting, that comes later)

Has this happened to any of you? The variety of salt doesn't matter, such as season salt, onion salt, garlic salt, etc.